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June 23, 2008

Greatest Games of all time my arse

Pop over to Game's website and have a look at their top 100 "greatest games of all time" list... go on... I'll wait here...


How many times did you say "what's that doing in there?".. I bet it was an awful lot!
Shall we have a closer look at some of these?

# 82 - Gran Turismo 5 Prologue: For all intents and purposes, IT'S A DEMO, how can that possibly be in here?

#81 - Super Smash Bros Brawl: YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY IT YET! How can you vote something that you have never played as one of the greatest games of all time?

#57 - Halo 2: The dullest FPS I've played in ages, starts well but gets so boring you wouldn't believe.  But it's Halo so OMGWTFBBQ IT'S THE BEST EVA!!!!!!1111

#39 - Guitar Hero 3: You have got to be kidding me right?  Higher that GH2?

#29 - Wii Fit: is apparently better than Doom, or Pacman, or Space invaders...

#15 - Tomb Raider: was not only available on the PSOne, I have the Saturn disc at home if you want proof Game.

#4 - Grand Theft Auto 4: How long has this game been out?  I guess some real spods might have managed to finish it in that time, but do we really want their opinions?

Proof you should never ever trust the public because they are ALWAYS WRONG.  Where's Panzer Dragoon Zwei, NiGHTS, Portal, TF2, Prey, Wolfenstein, XCOM, Sega Rally... etc etc etc.

Game are cretins.

(Thanks to UK:R for bringing this to my attention and making me angry on my birthday)